The other day I read Dr. David G. Javitch’s blog post, Changing Trends: Rethinking Telecommuting? Returning to a “core time” mandate could resolve some of the problems created by flexible schedules and remote employees, and immediately determined Dr. Javitch’s thinking is the problem. Not where people work from or when they choose to work.
When I read the blog post, I shouted in my outside voice, “WHAT ABOUT RESULTS?”
I painstakingly break down the good Doctor’s points and bring us all safely back into the 21st Century where we belong.
1. The ‘Human’ Factor is now missing. Really? I don’t see anyone having problems interacting with humans, both using technology AND in-person. Do you really believe that just because we choose to work in another place besides the physical office, we will never see people? There are some people we really don’t want to see. Why can’t we be adults and choose when we need to get together with people to get work done – instead of having to succumb to someone’s old outdated beliefs straight out of the 1950s?
2. Staff get to know one another better. OMG. Well I agree, Dr. Javitch. It’s much better if everyone gets to know each other like they’re in high school and not really focus on results. Better we know each other because work is all about warm fuzzies and dopey team-building events and potluck lunches.
3. Many electronic communications are not clear. Good point! Let’s get everyone back on core hours instead of learning how to communicate effectively in the global marketplace.
4. Images, graphs and words on pages and charts transmitted electronically are sometimes difficult to see or decipher. WOW. Another good reason to implement core hours so that we can all waste inordinate amounts of time commuting, getting coffee, standing around the water cooler, surfing the internet and otherwise filling time in the workplace. Those darned images!
5. Impromptu collaboration at the water cooler or coffee pot simply does not occur if employees have to dial up a colleague to communicate. Dr. Javitch, perhaps you haven’t been introduced yet to Instant Messaging, Facebook, Twitter or Text Messaging. Who’s ‘dialing’ anyone up? The dial phone and water cooler went out with the mimeograph machine, typewriter and While-You-Were-Out pink slips. Seriously!
6. Sitting with someone over coffee or during lunch can often turn into an important discussion about work-related issues. Right-o. If we don’t institute core hours, NOBODY will EVER have lunch together! Nobody will be compelled to talk about work-related issues. Core hours RULE!
7. Establishing a work relationship with someone from the office by interacting with them during the day, at lunch or after work increases the ease and comfort people feel with each other and often leads to an easier and more positive working relationship. This cannot be created electronically. You’ve seriously got to be kidding me. We can’t let adults figure out how to build relationships without people like you setting core hours? What are we 5 years old?
Dr. Javitch, stop treating us like a bunch of brainless children who can’t figure out how to communicate, collaborate and move work along. Pretty please?
Tags: communication, Flexibility, remore access, results, ROWW, telecommuting

